Living in the Mall... parking lot

Always looking for a creative way to cut living expenses? I've got a great one for you.
A group of artists have spent the past four years creating a cinder block disguised apartment in a Rhode Island mall parking lot. The cozy abode had the amenities of home, including a breakfast table and video game system. Michael Townsend was getting ready for a one year stay in his makeshift apartment when he got caught up by mall security. They must've been too busy chasing shoplifting teenagers to notice people going in and out of a strange building for four years.
On the ultimate fort building scale I give this one a 9 1/2, would've been 10 if he didn't get caught.
Seriously, who doesn't want a secret hide out?